ok....een heeeeeeeeeeeele flauwe:

You complete me - Jerry Macguire

Een vrouw is iets dat huilt, zich boos maakt en weer huilt - lambik in Suske en wiske

I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me. - George W. Bush (Tijdens een gesprek over Irak)

Nee, deze is niet flauw dan:

"The name's Bond, JAMES BOND"

Bush

Shaken, not stirred

Ten eerste is het Alberto, en ten tweede....

Mijn Miranda zegt dat ook altijd, pa zoals jij aardappels kan bakken, zo kan jij aardappels bakken..

Altijd heel droog gevonden

"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse" - I The Godfather

Eén van de ergste :

"I'm the king of the world"

Lekker knuffelen - Ruud (BB)

Software is like sex, it's better when it's free - Linus Torvalds (god dus)

Failure isn't an option, it comes pre-included with Windows

Linux: because rebooting is only for installing hardware

Spend a minute next to a hot stove and it'll feel like an hour. Spend an hour in the company of a pretty girl and it'll feel like a minute. That's relativity - Albert Einstein

You don't need great intelligence to study physics, all you need is a vivid imagination - Albert Einstein

There are only two infinite things in this universe:
- The universe
- Human stupidity
And I'm not even sure of the first one - Albert Einstein

My own business bores me, I prefer other people's - Oscar Wilde

One must be careful when picking his friends but even more careful when picking his enemies - Oscar Wilde

You should ask yourself the question 'do I feel lucky today'. Well do ya, punk?! - Clint Eastwood

Physics is great. You just can't earn a living with it - Albert Einstein

"Speak, thou vast and venerable head," muttered Ahab, "which, though ungarnished with a beard, yet here and there lookest hoary with mosses; speak, mighty head, and tell us the secret thing that is in thee. Of all divers, thou has dived the deepest. That head upon which the upper sun now gleams has moved amid the world's foundations. Where unrecorded names and navies rust, and untold hopes and anchors rot; where in her murderous hold this frigate earth is ballasted with bones of millions of the drowned; there, in that awful water-land, there was thy most familiar home. Thou hast been where bell or diver never went; has slept by many a sailer's side, where sleepless mothers would give their lives to lay them down. Thou saw'st the locked lovers when leaping from their flaming ship; heart to heart they sank beneath the exulting wave; true to each other, when heaven seemed false to them. Thou saw'st the murdered mate when tossed by pirates from the midnight deck; for hours he fell into the deeper midnight of the insatiate maw; and his murderers still sailed on unharmed -- while swift lightnings shivered the neighboring ship that would have borne a righteous husband to outstretched, longing arms. O head! thou has seen enough to split the planets and make an infidel of Abraham, and not one syllable is thine!"
H. Melville, "Moby Dick"

Zet ff een samenvatting hieronder weg

Samenvatting: Never trust a whale?

Vivi: is dat je quote voor vandaag..?

Neeeeeeeej, die van jou

Boeie! - Ikke

Qua'pla! - Klingons

Perhaps today IS a good day to die! - Worf

Act and you shall have dinner. Think and you shall be dinner - Klingon proverb

If you can't dazzle em with brilliance, baffle em with bullshit

Gravity isn't responsible for people falling in love

haha even mijn KIJKs erbij pakken. Voortaan iedere week een thema, iedere dag 3 quotes.

Deze week: het weer

Je moet niet zo avgeven op het weer. Als het nie af en toe zou veranderen zouden 9 van de 10 mensen geen gesprek kunnen beginnen.
Journalist Frank McKinney Hubbard

De weersverwachting voor vanavond: donker
George Calin

Het was vandaag 30 graden in de schaduw. Ik was slim. Ik bleef in de zon...
Tommy Cooper

die zijn geweldig vooral die laatste

dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish

De cock, met c-o-k-e....

De schutting op school:

school is net als seks, de leraren zijn k*t en wij zijn de l*l

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday

Do whatever your Rice Krispies tell you to