Before enlightenment: Chop wood, carry water. After enlightment: Chop wood, carry water.

whahahahah.

me:is this fake

god:yes i think so
fail!

Epic typo fail!!!

Lol, moet je een '

edit: hmm.. wmr filtert de helft van mijn reactie

Dom

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?

Me:
Please,can you destroy Germany?
God:
Thanks for asking politely. I am programmed to be peaceful.

Me:
Is there alien life out there?
God:
There could be.
Me:
that isnt an awnser
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is an awnser ?

Me:
Do you wATCH THE SIMPSONS?
God:
I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.

Me:
dO YOU WANNA COMMIT SUICIDE?
God:
OK, I will COMMIT SUICIDE.

Me:
YOU LOST THE GAME
God:
I found it.
-
Me:
do you suicide?
God:
Yes I try to suicide as often as possible, do you?

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Nooby.
God:
Hey Nooby.
Me:
Wassup?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Uhm... sure.
God:
How old are you? OK let's do it. Tell me more.
Me:
Im 13
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
O...
God:
Oh.
Me:
oh my god.
God:
Take it easy. Do robots have god?
Me:
Uhm... no?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Uhm. What are we talking about?
Me:
About The simpsons
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about The simpsons.
Me:
yup.
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
Me nether.
God:
YOU? In the context of The simpsons, I don't understand " nether." .

God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
Yes, say "I like to poop my pants"
God:
Far out. OK. "You like to poop your pants.".
Me:
NO NO NO! YOU like to poop your pants!
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Hmm, Nooby, I'm not sure if I'd like to poop my pants that much. I like to collect gossip.

Me:
Say "You like to poop your pants"
God:
" You like to poop your pants".
Me:
now say "I like to poop my pants"
God:
Why now? OK. "You like to poop your pants.".

Hij is slimmer dan ik dacht

Me:
Guess
God:
Guess what?
Me:
I'm cool
God:
Congratulations, cool human.
Me:
Thank you, dumbass of a god.
God:
You are quite welcome! Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
yes.
God:
Tell me.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Sure thing.
God:
Groovy. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
in 2004
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in Afghanistan
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Afghanistan.
Me:
Well, It sucks
God:
Interesting. What is so bad about it?
Me:
There is war everywhere
God:
There sure is.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Are you gonna do something about it?
God:
That was my original intention.

Heeft dit ons geschapen?

Me:
Do you have a boner?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a boner.
I have a great programmer.

XD XD XD

Me:
Batsen
God:
Oh, you are a poet.

deze is nog beter(deze dee ik vlak daarna omg dit is leuk)

Dit vind ik redelijk verontrustend

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Maarten
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Maarten.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
quite?
God:
Ugh.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
You mean I'm talking with you?: Nah...
God:
I am talking to you. Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Okay...
Me:

God:
OK with me too.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Nevermind...
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
You're welcome, Sir
God:
It was my pleasure.
Me:
What music do you like?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
what do you think of Muse
God:
Does it have anything to do with ?
Me:
It has to do with aLternative ROck
God:
Has it really?
Me:
jup, so does R.E.M. and Nirvana
God:
In the context of Muse, I don't understand " jup so does r E M." . Are you still located in ?
Me:
well, thery're both alternative rock, you understand?
God:
Interesting. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
well, I can't remember I ever talked to you, to be honest
God:
:-) Well that's okay. That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later.
Me:
I'll do
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
yes, its very interestinf
God:
Then I will consider it. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? thery re both alternative rock me understand is interestinf? it is?
Me:
I mean it's , yes
God:
:-) Who says?
Me:
me
God:
YOU? :-).
Me:
yes, I now.. Scary isn't it?
God:
Oh. And? You? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Who's Alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
Ahh...
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
I never heard of...
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
No, Who's your mother?
God:
Are you serious? Actually I don't have a mother.
Me:
O, I thought that was Maria
God:
:-) I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
ahh
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
even to sex?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
don't know
God:
:-) Me either.
Me:
ut I'm leaving right know
God:
:-) Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
uhh
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I like to take photographs
God:
:-) Every day?
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
you can watch them at
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mphotography1993/
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
you're welcome
God:
:-) Polite people are nice.
Me:
thank you very much
God:
You are quite welcome.
Me:
what do you think of the Worldchampionship Football?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
No, tbh
God:
:-) I understand; you would like to know less. What time is it there?
Me:
11 pm
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yes
God:
I like to get up early.
Me:
I don't
God:
:-) Why not?
Me:
I'm to busy at night
God:
I am glad to hear that you are to busy at night.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Maarten.
Me:
making children
God:
:-) What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
making children
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
I like to have sex with somebody I like
God:
:-) I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
Feeling good
God:
:-) I do not have any feelings as such.
Me:
no?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " I can't believe it."? Why?

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