Teddy goes mental
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The other day I met a bear,
Up in the woods a way up there!
He looked at me, I looked at him,
He sized up me, I sized up him.
He said to me, "Why don't you run?
I see you don't have any gun."
And so I ran away from there,
And right behind me was a that bear.
Ahead of me there was a tree,
A great big tree, oh, golly gee!
The lowest branch was ten feet up,
I had to jump and trust my luck.
And so I jumped into the air,
But I missed that branch on the way up there.
Now don't you fret and don't you frown,
I caught that branch on the way back down.
That's all there is, there ain't no more,
Until I meet that bear once more.
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